We’re in the car and I say, ‘ooh look we’re in Aldeburgh now’. ‘No mummy’ pipes up Chloe, ‘We’re in the car actually.’
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A friend is talking to her grandson and she says ‘I’m a grandma’ and he says ‘yes I know you are a grandma’, ‘how?’ she says. ‘Because your face is all cracked’ he replies.
Mum and I are talking about anatomy in the front of the car with my little sister in the back. We get to discussing male and female bits and mum mentions that boys have a penis and testicles. Just then my six year old sister says from the back ‘do all octopuses have eight testicles?’
A friend tells her child to ‘go and wash your hands in the downstairs toilet please’. He takes her literally and proceeds to wash his hands in the toilet bowl not the sink.
Isobel age 6 worried about drought.
“Vicars need a lot of water for Christenings don’t they ?”
My son said to me, ‘mummy you know that Jesus has two dads, Joseph and God?’, ‘well yes’ I say. ‘So which one is his real dad then,’ he asks. Ummm!