My 4 year old niece was on the toilet and scream Auntie I can’t go. I replied why? She said it’s holding on for dear life.
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My two and half year old was trying on my bra one morning while I was getting dressed. Looked at herself in the mirror and announced ‘look mummy I’m wearing a life jacket.’
Isobel woke up very early . I told her to go back to sleep.
“Grandma I’ve got a woken eye !” she said pointing to her eye
Alfie aged 3; told his mum about identical twins.
“We’ve got two boys in our class with the same head!”
Coming from toilet Alfie aged 3 was asked if he’d washed his hands’
“I’ve washed this one. That one’s clean !”
Isobel Aged 6. “You can’t say that. It’s a square word!!”
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When my three and a half year old was 18 months or so said:
Daughter:”Mummy, you have boobies”
Me:”Yes, dear, I have boobies”
Daughter:”When I get to be a big girl, I’ll have boobies too.”
*daughter’s thoughtful pause*
Daughter: “But not Daddy and Sammy they only have peanuts”